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July 8: ForcePhantom founds the Sinistra Crime Family based out of his yacht, the S.S. Saint Maria. The Sinistras were dedicated to infiltrating political entities to ensure their trade of illegal pufferfish remained profitable.
July 18: The Sinistra Crime Family discovers coffe's leaks and tortures him aboard the yacht docked in Lomondu. They spare him, however, believing he could still be of use.
July 21: Sadala declares war on Lomondu for harboring the mafia, and demands that any involvement with the Sinistras be cut immediately. This declaration comes after another leak from coffe informing Sadala-owned Aspenfall of the torture aboard the S.S. Saint Maria and that the attacker was revealed to be Lomondu's policy-influencing ShirtyComic. The war is set with three battles and the Sinistras consider their options.
July 22: The Mafia War is called off because of Lomondu and the Mafia agreeing to the terms set by Sadala. Compensation is paid to the family's victims, and the Sinistra Crime Family is dissolved.
August 3rd: Prime Minister Deadleaf receives word from purple.coffe about a Wandenreich plot to assassinate an unknown Lomonduan official. He begins to consider whether or not foreign intervention is necessary.
August 5th: Aspenfall calls an international conference in its Statehouse and creates a coalition against Wandenreich. It combines forces with Lomondu, while Wandenreich combines with Sadala. The conditions are set: best out of three battles wins. If Aspenfall wins Wandenreich is demilitarized and Lomondu seizes the mall, if Wandenreich wins ShirtyComic loses Jungle Corp and Lomondu is placed under Wandenreich's control.
August 6th: The Battle of the Ruins occurs, marking Aspenfall's first victory over Wandenreich in their old base. This strategic point is vital for the defense of The Capitol and removes Wandenreich forces from the Aspenfall region.
August 7th: Unbeknownst to Aspenfall, Duke Tolkin of Stonehaven sent correspondence to Wandenreich informing them of Aspen-Lomondu patrolling plans. Ultimately, his betrayal leads to Aspenfall forces being jumped and retreating from the Battle of the Beacon. By this point, the war is a tie with no clear winner: 1-1. Tolkin was banished from Aspenfall and joined Wandenreich.
August 8th: The final battle of the Mall War occurs, this time in the Wandenreich capitol. In a fierce 2 versus 8, Aspen-Lomondu irks out a victory over Wandenreich. This battle saw the betrayal of Rogue against his nation of Sadala out of vengeance for the death of his dog. Leader of Wandenreich, Overhaul, burned down both the mall and the remaining city to prevent it from falling into enemy hands, thus ending both the Mall War and the nation of Wandenreich.
August 25: Sadala, of Notchist faith, realizes that their religion should reign supreme over the world and that those who do not practice Notchism are heretics. It was with this belief that Sadala declared war on every nation in the world that tolerated religions other than Notchism.
August 31: Stonehaven, formerly an Aspenfall state, betrays Aspenfall and chooses to remain neutral.
September 2: Sadala is defeated in their pursuits to hegemonize religion by Aspenfall in a decisive battle at their capitol. There is no other large international war after this point.